Nǐ hǎo Blazers, Fat Russian Pig here, how you guys doin' today? Welcome to a brand new video.
And today's video guys, I just want to rant about something okay?
Today, I just need to talk, I just need to fucking talk okay?
Recently a lot of stuff has been happening and I got a lot of shit ton of people hitting me up on Twitter saying: "Ooo NFKRZ Why has your upload schedule has gone to complete shit,
Why is it so bad, why are you uploading a video only like every 3 or 2 days?" And to that, I have an explanation.
Look at this shit everyboday, okay? Yesterday I spent about 2 hours writing all this shit,
All this shit I spent about 2 hours writing and fucking and scripting all these characters
And guess what, most of them were incorrectly drawn. I'm a fucking idiot and I hate my life.
Now before you scroll down to the comments section and prepare your dorito crust covered fingers
To type in the comments saying: "Ooo NFKRZ, you're such a fucking weaboo, you're learning Japanese you fat fuck
Well for those of you who aren't aware out there, this is not Japanese. This is Chinese.
Yes guys you can see this fucking, hao wo and everything.. and uh.. I wanna kill myself
This is the reason I haven't been uploading recently, I just have to write a bunch of bad characters every single day
And, it's really sad
Yes guys, I'm learning Chinese. Now you guys might ask me why i'm not learning Japanese or some shit because
Chinese is the dirty language of the gooks, who are communists and generally just terrible people (Just kidding by the way)
The first reason why I'm not learning Japanese is because I'm not a weaboo
And of course, every single person that learns Japansese is a weaboo right? I mean,
The second I posted this on my Twitter, every single reply I got was weeb or weaboo
Ha, you guys are very fucking funny
Anyways, on a serious note, the reason why I'm not learning Japanese is because I feel like China is like
a better, a more proficient economy or whatever, just a bigger country in general, just more people speaking this language
and I'm going to be studying to be a translator and it feels like Russia's like more cooperative
with China then with Japan's so it might be a pretty good career choice.
yeah yeah yeah, I know maybe it's not the best career choice but like
I'm not gonna be a fucking clickbait commentator until I'm fucking 40 years old right?
I mean, can you imagine me just looking like fucking Casey Neistat overhere and sitting saying
"Oh my god guys, this video is so fucking cringey, oh my god"
Like, we have to evolve and move on right and for me evolving is learning a language
that is probably inferior to many of the modern languages including English and Russian.
Whatever
The thing is that it's pretty hard and we got a lot of shitty subjects that is completely unneeded like in every university
to be honest because, every single university we have you know
20% of the subjects actually shit that is gonna come in handy when you're actually gonna be you know
working in your profession in your field and 80% is irrelevant shit that you will pass and forget forever.
Maybe it's only like that in Russia but this is how education works people.
The problem with the Chinese gook language is that unlike Japanese weaboo language,
It's a tonal language and that means that, if you say a word with different intonation and a different like pitch,
it means two completely different things so for example:
mā means mom and má means weed so you know
I mean, it doesn't really matter to me because I love weed is just as much as I love my mom okay?
but, I would not smoke my mom would I?
I mean some people in the United States, like the southern states that smoke their mom very often
But I'm not one of them, I'm not of them trust me guys.
But yeah since Chinese is a Tonal language and pronunciation is completely stupid, it's completely crazy
just completely different from English. I swear my English pronunciation is only going to get worse from this point
like I know you guys are already complaining that I say that I cut my wrists with caesars.
A lot of you guys are complaining that I say: "ello blazers" Instead of hello
and then say NFKRZ heyre instead of NFKRZ here and I say
litearlly and YouTube
But Honestly guys, I can't do anything, It's only going to get worse from this point
I'm learning Chinese, my English pronunciation is going to get fucked okay? I'm done. I'm fucking done.
But I'm trying okay? Literally all I'm doing recently is practicing my articulation skills for example:
I tried to sing along to Russian rap songs to kind of develop my articulation. Here's a good one for example.
(raps in Russian)
Yes guys, that was complete gibberish but, trust me I'm a good rapper. I mean,
at least in Russian I'm somehow Intelligible but I've honestly lost every hope of being intelligible in English
ever again. Chinese is gonna fuck me up fam, Chinese is gonna fuck me up.
I know that the Chinese language and the Chinese people are very despised by the Japanese
in general so, I have absolutely no possibility of meeting filthy frank and being recognized by him at all
so that's something, that's the sacrifices I have to make to get a viable career in the future but you know, whatever.
I guess he doesn't like me that much anyway.
I mean to be honest I've kinda ripped off Japanese 101 and now that I'm learning Chinese I'm probably gonna make a Chinese 101
so, I mean I have every reason to be hated. I'm probably the worst YouTuber that fucking exists
on this entire website
But yeah guys I just wanted to make this little video and hopefully I did bring you guys and Insight into
the daily like of NFKRZ and the daily Studies of NFKRZ. This shit is this what I have to do for a living right now.
this is what I have to do and I'm become suicidal more and more day by day.
But yeah guys I'm generally sorry for having a shitty upload schedule, I will fix it okay. Fucking hell, my fucking camera died.
Anyways guys, hopefully you did enjoy this little video, hopefully you did enjoy taking a look into the daily life
NFKRZ and what I have to do to survive in Russia and homeland, and the god gook language.
But yeah, thank you so much for watching this video, if you did enjoy it please make sure to give it a like
if you would give it a like it's actually a lot appreciated because recently to be honest, I haven't
been getting that much likes so, can you please make the old man NFKRZ a little more happy and give him a like
yes can you? No? Okay. Anyways guys, thank you so much for watching this video and I will see you in the next one.
peace